ATH: SMUTKETTERS RG ALEXANDER - Melissa Schroeder

ATH: SMUTKETTERS RG ALEXANDER

We are at the end of the Smutketeers day. I know, I am sad too! But, what a book to end with!
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THREE SINFUL WISHES

When Dani, Bailey and Kaya get together for an unusual girls night, they wish on a shower of falling stars and soon find their most erotic dreams coming true.

In Sinful Desires, magic is in the air when a mysterious stranger and one wild night of passion help Dani Harris admit her feelings for her longtime friend Liam, who has been in love with her for years.

Sinful Sensations follows the story of Bailey Wagner, who intends to stick to her five-year plan while she waits for Mr. Right. But when her sexy new boss convinces her to let loose with him–and a few of his friends–what begins as a kinky work break turns out to be a dream come true.

Fortune-teller by day and waitress by night, Kaya Honahni is too busy running from the expectations of her traditional Hopi family to search for romance, but in Sinful Pleasures, it finds her–times two. Despite her best efforts, Kaya can’t deny her attraction to Jace, or to his secretive best friend. And considering the way they respond to her, she won’t have to…

Excerpt
This wasn’t exactly the welcome I was expecting.”
Great. Bailey banged her forehead on the edge of the attic door, feeling the rough wood scrape her head as she tried to see who stood beneath her. It wasn’t the voice of a seventy-year-old man.
With her luck it would be Ewan McGregor. After all, Dani’s wish had come true with a vengeance. Why shouldn’t hers? Though she’d wanted to be dressed better for the momentous occasion. “Excuse my manners. Welcome to the Enchanted Inn, would you mind helping me down?”
She heard a shout of surprised male laughter and wiggled her feet expectantly. But he didn’t come closer. “Hello?”
“I don’t know. You have to admit this isn’t an everyday situation.”
Bailey muttered beneath her breath. “For you maybe.”
“What was that?”
She raised her voice. “A gentleman wouldn’t hesitate like this.”
There was a smile of satisfaction in his voice. “Then you already know something about me. A gentleman also wouldn’t comment on your choice of underwear. Are superheroes a fetish of yours? Did you get yourself in this position because you thought you could fly? Are you hoarding any kryptonite I should know about?”
She wanted to make a smart-mouthed rejoinder, but she was busy staring something down. It had eight legs and pincers. It was the size of a small dog.
There was something familiar about this spider. The designs on its back, like a maze, its size . . . No. No it couldn’t be. There was no way this could be Dani’s disappearing spider, the one Kaya said was a sign. “I don’t think so, buddy.”
“Did you say something?”
The man may not have heard her, but the spider certainly did. It turned in her direction. She really didn’t like the look in its eyes. And then, without any warning, it charged.
She didn’t know spiders did that.
Now Bailey wasn’t one of those silly, helpless girls. She didn’t squeal or giggle. Sure she liked to shop and pink was her favorite color, but she also liked horror flicks, the more gore the better.
But what woman, or man for that matter, could stay calm and collected when a giant spider was making a kamikaze-like run at their face?
“Ack!”
Bailey lifted her arms to protect herself and fell. She braced her- self for the hard floor, but strong arms caught her before she hit, knocking the breath out of her lungs.
Oomph. I gotcha.”
She looked up into quite possibly the handsomest face she’d ever seen in her life—sorry, Ewan—and frowned. “Damn spider.”
If that was Kaya’s Spider Grandmother, she wanted to have a private word. Now? Now with bits of dust and possibly insulation in her hair? This is when last month’s cover of GQ shows up to play white knight?
“Does management always hang around half naked at this inn? If so, I think you’re missing a key marketing demographic by not advertising it as a perk.”
Then the white knight opened his mouth, forcing the princess to beat him senseless, and she lived happily ever after without him. The end.” Bailey sighed in mock disappointment, trying to wriggle out of his arms with a tiny amount of grace intact.
GQ just grinned, as if enjoying her irritation. “Aren’t you at least going to thank me for saving you before you insult me?”
She raised one eyebrow. “Oh, I think you’ve been thanked enough. Or is that someone else’s hand squeezing my ass?”

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RG is giving away a 10 dollar GC to amazon! 
Here is her question: 


Three Sinful Wishes is a ménage anthology set in Sedona-a favorite Mecca for tourists in the United States. If you could have a threesome anywhere in the world (hehe) where would it be? 

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34 Comments on “ATH: SMUTKETTERS RG ALEXANDER

  1. Definitely someplace warm, like the big island of Hawaii. A luxurious and private beach bungalow would totally fit the bill.

    Happy release week, RG.

    caity_mack at yahoo dot com

  2. I don’t do threesomes. Prof. Moriarty and I are possessive of each other like that 😉

    But I’d totally take a romantic nookie getaway in New Zealand!

  3. Hell I’d take a threesome in the suburbs of Philadelphia.

    But really, how about Regency England?

    cdkros(at)gmail(dot)com

  4. Definitely Ireland. It’s a place I’ve always wanted to visit. Though the location doesn’t matter because we wouldn’t be going outside much. lol

    smurfettev AT gmail DOT com

  5. Naughty naughty question lol but that is why I love you. Mine is Australia, hoping I can go in 2013 graduation present to myself 🙂

  6. Thank you for the wonderful contest!
    I’m a northwest girl, but it would have to be a log cabin in a the beautiful mountains. At the waterfall behind it….*S*
    Sounds so fine…*S*

    Thank you RG for the wonderful excerpt. Going right on my gotta have asap list.

    Darcy

    pommawolf @ hotmail.com

  7. Okay I just read the question out loud and DH pipped up Aruba..so considering that he would be a part of it Aruba it is..

    BTW this book sounds AMAZING

  8. I live a few hours from Sedona! I’d want to do it in one of the walk outs on the observation deck of the Sears Tower, or Willis Tower as it’s named now. That would be so awesome! And if you haven’t seen it, you all should look!

    Brandi

    brandim311@gmail.com

  9. Hawaii for me! Though I’m not picky. Any beautiful, tropical location would do just fine!!

    Susanmik AT gmail DOT com

  10. I would want a cozy cabin on a snowy mountain or a chalet in the Swiss Alps. Secluded and warm with nothing to do but stay indoors. Hint, hint. 🙂

    user1123 AT comcast DOT net

  11. Anywhere warm and tropical but Australia would be nice too. I love this excerpt. Another book on my to buy list for sure.

  12. Well for me? Somewhere with maybe a lot of history, maybe Scotland or possibly either Hawaii or Jamaica.

    Although somewhere romantic and secluded would be nice too!

    kakuchouakisame_19(at)yahoo(dot)com

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